Top Ten Things That Sound D*rty At The Office But Aren't!

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just
sits there!
5. HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds d*rty in the office but isn't:

1. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!